Random-ness

I'm extremely bored so i thought i blog about the kind of creatures i come across every day at my university...

there are lizards, cockroaches, beetles, insects,...

monkeys, donkeys, dogs, (oh wait, those are my lectureres)....

oh well....nah!!..a pic of a lizard i thought had a very short life due to someone who thought smashing it against a door would do it good...xD




I'm bored...and lazy to blog...

Tomorrow i'm off to some orphanage and then heading for a hair cut...

hopefully both places would do me good....

and yea..Mock Trials are next next week....

SHIITTT!!!....

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but must say my driving skills have been improving..(touch-wood)...

so any of u all who see a brown guy in a silver civic..jus holla over for guys...and for girls i don't mind a lil flash..yeap i do take flashes!!

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before i end i must say have been sad this past few weeks with the performance of Arsenal in the domestic league...

there's liverpool (home), liverpool (home), liverpool (away), and man utd (away) games left...haiya!!...thought we could lift the crown this time but its been slipping away every weekend...=(....


byebye..

cheers

Licensed!!!...finally...

YESYES you idiots out there might be thinking "What the hell is dinesh doing with a driving license now??...why didn't he get it 2 years back??"...

Well...screw you all as i have one now... but i must say it was hell of a day i had at the JPJ test place...seriously it was like hell!!...

Sooo..the story unfolds as below..xD..i'll try keeping it as entertaining it can be but i doubt u like listening about assholes in blue uniforms waving their hands up and down...

ah yess..there is commentary in between the story..just to show you all how good a spontaneous comedian i am...indian mah!!!

Reached the taman sea place(where i registered) at 8am with Mel Win..
left around 8.30 with some fellas to the test centre near ss17...

Melwin : "Dei, damn packed wey...damn scared la...dunno whether can pass anot??"
Dinesh : "Yala wey, i didnt bribe la dei..how la??..shiieeeeeeeeeeettttttt.."

So...conclusion was melwin bribed but i did not..nyways...
reached there..had to que up some bloody long line to hand in our forms...
there were like 3 lines there...
one for malays..one for chinese...one for indians...

kidding la...
it was really crowded...
met Sutesh there...he too was on test that day...
after handing in our forms..the 3 of us (Me,Sutesh and Melwin) found a place to sit..
and thats where me and sutesh got into politics...

Dinesh : "Eh what the hell happened la...samy out...kayveas out..komala devi out..mic all out
wey...now khalid ibrahim our CM??..we gonna be ruled by *a certain race i wish not to mention* ****ers"
Sutesh : "yea wey...BN lost like shit..now keadilan DAP and PAS ruling all wey"

blah blah blah on politics....
talked and talked and talked on the future of malaysia and how we dont like wearing songkoks...
and letting our wives wear tudungs...aiyo...
but we get 4 wives la..only thing no pork no drink no gambling!!..
indians where can live without drinks wan??...


so we were waiting la for our numbers to be called...
damn freaking long i tell you...
from 9am right up to 12pm the invigilators had not started...

so as normal i started making noise la...
found out that on that day...half of the invigilators did not come...
short of staff...and they all are attending to bikes and lorry testees first...

so around 12.30 they started and sutesh's number got called for road test...
me and melwin were staring at each other and the girl next to us who was playing her psp + 2 handphones...

Melwin :"eh what the hell la our numbers haven been called??"
Dinesh : "i know wey..they mus be screwing some tudung lady inside the office la...while we rot here"
Sutesh : "ahhahahahahahahhaha..."
Dinesh : "what so funny?..atleast they getting some action right?? unlike us..."

our numbers finally got called for the bukit test at 2.30pm...YES 2.30pm...
so me and melwin went la to line-up and in we went into cars...
both of us next to each other lining up to go up the bukit..

Dinesh : "dude...my kancil speedometer spoilt wey..not working!!..my handbrake is chipped and
it just cut my finger...and this car sucks!!..."
Melwin : "yea my kancil too has a spoilt speedometer...the clutch oso something wrong!!"
Dinesh : "kk...lets go up the hill...one...two...three..."

while on the hill...

Dinesh : "tuan..boleh ke??..."
Invigilator : "boleh boleh...ahh..jalan jalan!!"
Dinesh : "oh shit...cant move forward...what the hell" (My car moves down the hill slowly, i
jammed on the breaks!!)
Invigilator : "TEKAN saja..TEKAN!!....

in the end we both, melwin and i got over the hill...and finish the 3 point turn and parking..
was extremely happy with our performance as we'd witnessed many failings throughout the day....

then came waiting for the road test...
so we sat and waited and waited and waited....

meanwhile sutesh failed his roadtest..yes he failed..
pity him la..didnt even get to go on the road...
but he passed his bukit test after that la...

it wus 4pm when sutesh left for home..
biding us goodbye...we still hanged around the place for our roadtest..
with 100 over people still having not done their road test...

blehhhh...waited and waited and waited...
it started raining around 6pm and yes these assholes suspended driving cos it got really heavy...
rain stopped around 7pm and a jam stirred...

these idiots still did not want to move..thus...had their happy hour...
smoking..laughing and joking around...
my dad came...and wondered why so late la...
but he stuck around...

then came my turn around 7.30pm...
white man came out of the car...and my number was up...

Dinesh : "aite fellas its my turn"
Group of friends : "good luck..all the best"
Dinesh : "if that white boy can do it..why not a brown one??"
Melwin : "hahaha...i thought it was gingerbrown??"
Dinesh : "lets not add spices to it ey today??"

Got into the small kancil...found a stern looking malay fella gave me cock stares..
...and i prayed
for i had not bribed and hoped that the new govt that day had offered to increase their wages....
smiling all the way..off i went...
and this is when my malay accent came into play

YESYES i can imitate and produce brilliant accents...

Dinesh : "wahh tuan makan ar??"
Invigilator : "lu diam...lu pandu...saya makan" (he wuz eating some burger la)
Dinesh : "err...aku pun lapar le tuan!!"
Invigilator : "ishh..apahal ni...cepatlaa pergi" ( my engine had died at the traffic light)
Dinesh : "aihh...silap aku ni..."
Invigilator : "kau punya clutch la..."
Dinesh : "yala tuan..kat latihan masa kan..kanncil tu clutch dia tak sensitive...yang in banyak
sensitive le"
Invigilator : "oii oii oii...cepat pergi cepat pergi!!"(he told me to beat a red light)

from then on i knew this fella jus wanted to get home la...
it wuz dark and all and this fella was feeling sleepy..
so finally reached back...

and i PASSED!!!..not bad eh...

went home and jus slept the whole night through...
later on melwin passed as well..but found out
one of my driving school mates had crashed the car..as in met an accident la..
she was crying the wholee time..her mum had to come to calm her down..
she failed everything and had to re-take everything the following week..

sad la but what to do...xP...
i PASSED!!...
got my 'P' di..so guess you be seeing me on the road la these few days..

nyone has a need for speed??..hahaa

that was my 13 hour life wasting day at the jpj circuit..
hate these *a certain race i wish not to mention* buggers..

cheers everyone!!
and anyone who wants a lift from me..SCREW YOU!!!


P.S. Sorry no pics for this post ey??

Orphanage Visit...

So we had the orphanage visit us, the law students at taylors 2 weeks ago i think...

blehh..lazy to pose what happened and all...

guess the pics would do it all!!

some of us who participated in the event...

see how interested i was when talking to them??

and yes we were forced to the unexpected and shameful acts...

shudup and don't ask me why i like this pic...xD






BYEBYE!!....


Next post : A Day at JPJ Circuit..

no seriously and literally it was a day there..(wuz there for more than 13 hours)...

looooooooooooong story to come...

cheers