Another one??

Yeap, the're back!!

Sorry, have been busy these past few days therefore no updates.

loads of assignments and stuff due and I thought I just drop by to post this latest performance by Signature on Britain's Got Talent. Mind you they got into the semi-finals.

Will catch you guys later.

Cheers

The name says it all!! Literally...

Denny Crane

and

his famous quotes...

(I've highlighted the really good ones, although they're all brilliant)...

You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter lets him in. Sees a guy in a suit making closing argument. Says “who’s that?” St. Peter says “Oh, that's God. Thinks he’s Denny Crane.”


''First rule of thumb in practicing law: always, always promise the client millions and millions of dollars. It's good business.''


''She is the sexiest woman on earth. Unless of course you go for preggos, in which case, it's Angelina.''


''You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that by and large, vegetarians are communists?''


''Dream case. Isn't it? High profile. Splashy. Big closing. Get the not guilty. Have sex with the client. It's all there.''


''Here's a tip my friend. Never, ever talk about anything to do with the environment. Makes you boring. Second, it's political. You gotta figure half the people are against you.''


''I may not be the Denny Crane I once was, but until today I didn't realize that this Denny Crane might be even better.''


''Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I promised to marry in exchange for sex...actually, I do.''


''There you go again. Always looking for a point.''


''I've often found that it's the chubby girls who offend most easily. I don't know why because I'm not a psychiatrist. For what it's worth I like chubby girls, I enjoy chubby sex. What I'm trying to say is if this is a lonely chubby's cry for help. I'm here for you Lori. So. We could...''


''Denny Crane. No comment. The blind shall lead. Only in America. Denny Crane.''


''It's a good feeling, you know, to shoot a bad guy. Something you Democrats would never understand. Americans. We're homesteaders, we want a safe home, keep the money we make, and shoot bad guys.''


''Pull a rabbit out of your hat. That's the secret of both trial law and life.''


''As you get older your priorities change. You begin to realize what really matters. Money!''


''Just a simple, 'Thank you, oh kind and benevolent leader' will suffice.''


''Denny Crane! Master of the house.''


''Oh my God. We don't know whether he's innocent or guilty. I hate that.''


''Bored? How can I be bored? I'm Denny Crane. Even the sound of my name fascinates. More, Sydney. More about me.''


''Denny Crane is not gonna be turned off like a hair dryer. Live by the gun, die by the gun.''


''Whenever I make love to a woman more than twice I have her investigated.''


''If it matters to Bev, then I, Denny Crane, have to pretend that it matters to me.''


''I climb the stairs every morning. The elevator is for democrats.''


''I got the mad cow. And my penis only works on medication.''


''Larry. It's a crime to shoot people. Even child-raping, murdering schmucks. Like my client was and still is. It was self-defense. Even if I did simply choose to shoot him which I didn't because it's against the law, so what?''


''I can never understand why people don't use violence more often to solve their problems. Works every time.''


''Troubling thing about America. Anybody can grow up and be rich.''


''We hate all our clients. It's good to hate. It allows us to overcharge and still sleep at night.''


''Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of. An angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.''


''You know what I'm going to do, Brian, just to show you there are no hard feelings? I'm going to sleep with your wife.''


''Who would you rather have as your attorney? Me? Or Hacky McGuilty Verdict here?''


''Who are we overbilling? Medicare or senior citizens?''


''Edwin Poole's problem is he doesn't like being Edwin Poole. From time to time he'd look in the mirror and ask, 'What's the point?' I never do that. Questions like that'll kill you.''


''A man arrested for defending his own house. It's a farce. Not the funny kind. This is one serious farce.''


''Thing is, I like you. Actually, I love you. That's a difficult thing for Denny Crane to say. Unless it's part of foreplay.''


''Canada. Japan. England. Any number of those pinko countries, I'd be in jail for shooting somebody''


''The current president of the United States is George Walker Bush, son to George Herbert Walker Bush, whose father was the late United States Senator Prescott Bush, who, as an undergraduate at Yale, once wrestled my father in the nude. But that's a story for another day. Let's stick to the issues at hand. Denny Crane.''


''May I express a thought? I so rarely get one.''


''You Democrats! Protesting wars, banning guns! If you Nancys had your way nobody would ever shoot anybody. And then where would we be?''


''Whatever it is, I'm innocent.''


''This is not a meaningful life! Practicing law, drinking scotch at nine o'clock in the morning. Nine o'clock scotch is meaningful, but practicing law, making money, settling petty disputes...''


''What do you mean? Did something happen? Was I in the room when it happened?''


''It's fun being me.''


''Well, you know, Brian, given our relationship, I feel entitled to be honest, the way friends are during difficult times. Can I be honest with you, Brian? You're a bastard, and a greedy one at that... This is about ambition, not morality, you greedy, sniveling, little wop.''


''There's a difference in being an ass and being effective. When you win, they say you're effective. When you lose, which I never do, they call you an ass.''


''I'm so far up the ass of big business, I view the world as one giant colon.''


''If she tries to pee standing up, come get me.''


''I can't believe you did this to me...You were there in a sea of breasts and you didn't invite me. I heard there were two hundred women. That's four hundred breasts. And you kept them all to yourself.''


''Here's what you need to know about the practice of law, son. It all comes down to money. I've got it. He doesn't. I'll win. Denny Crane.''


''Sally. May I offer you one little piece of advice?...The advice is be on the ware of lecherous senior partners who are looking for the slightest excuse to plant a big wet one on you.''


''The only thing to be scared of, son, is tomorrow. I don't live for tomorrow. Never saw the fun in it.''


''Last name: Crane. First name: Denny. Not guilty. Over and out.''


''Well I have nothing against marriage. I've done it five times. But here's the thing about wives, they don't let you play with your friends.''


"Never lost, Never will. Denny Crane."



cheers mates

Of Elvis and his karipuff-ed hairstyle??

Urggh. New post. New pictures. New everything?? It's coming up people!! Chill la.It'll take some time. And yea there's a post on my visit to the parliament!!

As the title suggests!!..xP

Post not ended yet. Or has it??

Nahh it hasn't. Aite, since I've got none of the photos taken at the parliament that day, I thought I do yet another pic-less post?? eh..pic-less sounds like pickles??...nvm


So anyways, back to the parliament. My class left around 1.30, got there at 2.15. Had a couple of Winning Eleven 2008 games with Dee and Zili on Dee's 'new' PSP before we left. And of course I won the battle with a 1-0 win. Nobody could really score against the opposition except me?? Hmm, then at the parliament, walked straight into the dewan rakyat. Caught a glimpse of Wee Chee Keong, Khairy, Ong Ka Ting, Tengku Adnan, Nazri Aziz, Gobind Singh, Rafidah Aziz, and of course that fella who was sleeping.


Well, it was really boring in there. Heard Gobind started some heat as soon as we left?? But anyways, we at least got to feel how a parliament looks like. Looks really small actually compared to it when seen on tv.


Bus only arrived at 5. We were done by 4. In that 1 hour gap, we had our karipap's and tea at some so-called kantin. A few of us was just too indulged into Mr. Joseph Lai's conversation on his time at the Air Force and him making a court martial and so on. Mun Onn was just busy snapping photos. Of what, I really don't know.


That's about it la!! Cohort 1 will finish their exams on Monday while we've still got our assignments due, and exams are in the month of July. Pretty messed up la life has become.


Hmm. Sharz says I'm pretty good at amusing and making people laugh online. Sometimes in college as well. Lara thinks I'm a clown because I have a weird nose (Aren't all indians clowns??). Gotten really sick these past few days. I over-strained myself at gym that day. Damn..but got to watch 4 movies in a day. Must say all were shitty!!


That's about it la guys, sorry again for no pictures this time. I know how you guys just love checking out the pictures and just skipping through all the real content. Oh wells, see you guys when I see you.


And yes, I must remind that the 'DEED' - Dinesh's Exclusive Expensive Donation plan is still going on as you all know Dinesh is currently short on cash and he really needs a time off in the UK. For any further assistance on steps to donate to this really wonderful and noble charity cause, just contact me via email or IM (and I'm guessing you all know who 'ME' is. If not than just go screw yourselves in hell).


Cheers


P.S. : I'm currently doing a poll on whether Dinesh needs a haircut?? Getting too hairy these days la. And NO I won't take waxing as an answer!! Let me know kay or just leave ur poll answer (YES or NO) in the chatbox on the right!! Thanks

Beauty and the Beast

Many have asked me why I do a post on a white girl (previously a post done on Cheryl Tweedy) and none for a brown one??


So I thought long about it, and then realised Meagan Good was really gooooood for my post...


Not many people know her, but I assure you she is hot, pretty and cute...


So I thought I post a couple of her pics and hope you fellas agree with me...


She has really huge lips though...which can be a good thing at times??


So, the Beauty...

Beautiful huh??

Yesyes...she's pretty and all

really stunning...

has that cute baby face smile??

like i said, pretty smile...xD

young, and hot...

don't get too high over this pic ey guys...and some girls??

yupp...she do got some booty aite!!

Really really beautiful girl I must say. Hot and pretty. Oh wells, brown people are like that. Just add spices and hair, and you get a hot, pretty, spicy, and hairy brownie, I meant INDIAN!!

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And as the title suggests, the second part of this post would be dedicated to the new love of my life...


The new BMW X6...


it's simply so beautiful and sporty looking. Damn I wish I had loads of money to spend on cars.


Well then, the Beast...

Just look at that machine...

It's bloody beautiful ain't it??

Damn I like the design...

oooh...sexy back ey!!

cool, sporty, elegant, and sleek...

BMW...my oh my...

Look at that ass!!...on fire!!

X6 will be the greatest design I've ever seen in my life...xP

No seriously, it's pure intelligence built in with performance...

So any of you guys who really really really think kancils or myvis do the trick...well guess what...you're wrong aite!!


This machine's simply brilliant...damn I need it!!


For any of you who are kind enough and RICH, please don't hesitate to donate some of your wealth to this poor indian right here aite (ME).


A friend in need means he's in NEED la ok!! and your deed would be giving me some good money!!...


Thank you to those who have prayed for me obtaining this car in the near future. But your prayers would work effectively if you do contribute to the bloody BILL!!!


Cheers mates and have a great weekend!!

and oooh...a lil video preview of the BMW X6....enjoy!!

Bloody Brilliant!!

Ok, due to popular demand I've decided to just post this video up in my blog.


It's basically an act on the show "Britain's got talent" where these two guys (called their duo skit - Signature) are suppose to show their talent??


Must say these two punjabis were just excellent at their performance and dancing and it really was a surprise!!


Ah well, we punjabis are great after all...xD


Till next time,

Cheers


and yea if you really like the track that was playing (has a good beat la)...msg/IM me and I'll send it to you!!

In Labour...

I've been extremely bored these days, sleepy most of the time. So I thought I enlighten my readers on the ethics and morality of our Malaysian MP's who argue their asses off in the parliament for 'our' sake. BUT I changed my mind on posting political stuff, cause I might just get caught and thrown into jail (ISA) under the Seditious Act for just being Indian. So anyways...


Labour day just passed and weird things have skipped through my mind these few days. Have you ever wondered why they call it 'Labour' day on every 1st of May. Pretty weird huh? I've always associated 'Labour' with pregnancy stuff and all but who knows, they come up with 'Labour Day' to celebrate the hard working women and men around the world and not the hardworking women who give birth. HAHAHAHHAHA. Now that's simply brilliant!! Just shows you that the world actually acknowledges that we MEN are the ones who work hard when it comes to pregnancy and not the WOMEN aite!! We are the ones who supply the 'seeds' and we are the ones who should get the credit. DAMN!!...


Hmmmmm. As you all know I never fail to come up with wacky philosophies and this just came up into me yesterday during lunchtime.

"Sex is just like dinner. You start with a drink, and end up 'eating' something!!"

Yes I know you fellas out there might be thinking, "Eeeeewww...perv!!!". But who cares la!! It's a fact if you think about it.


And to Sharz, guess I won't be posting my answer to Lara's question on 'brown balls' aite?? Too tired la!!


Well i guess that's about it guys. Till next time.

Cheers